‘Girl I see it in your voice and how it trembles’ ‘I don’t want to wash off the night before’Īttempting to not wash off last night’s club stamp in order to finesse the system and get in again today. It will probably end up being the best essay you turn in all year. Leaving a summative until the night before and pulling an all-nighter surviving purely off Red Bull and adrenaline. But if you sleep until 3pm at least you save money on food right? ‘Wanna pull an all-nighter and get into something we’ll never forget’ Losing any sense of a normal sleep schedule and losing the ability to behave like a functioning member of society. Having to stand outside in the freezing cold at 4am in your Disney pjyamas you haven’t washed in about three weeks because someone set the fire alarm off for the fourth time that week. ‘Cause we’re on fire, we are on fire, we’re on fire now’ Refusing to participate in your seminar when *that* person has insisted on playing devil’s advocate for the seventh time in the last hour and insists that feminism makes him feel oppressed. Letting a private-school boy who definitely studies something like economics or PPE treat you like a mug time and time again. ‘Yeah I let you use me from the day that we first met but I’m not done yet falling for your fool’s gold’ Going home to your dog and a roast dinner at any minor inconvenience and being too lazy to unpack when you get back. ‘Living out of cases, packing up and taking off’ Losing a shoe as well as your dignity on a night out. Oopsies x ‘I’m walking round with just one shoe’ Either that or the cleaning rota has fallen to pieces because you forgot to take out the bins. The fourth passive aggressive message on the pin-board doesn’t work and someone inevitably kicks off about stolen milk for the fourth time that week.

Wondering what the hell is going on in your seminar and blaming it on your bad education but in actual fact, it’s because you haven’t been to any lectures in the last two weeks. Trying to have no regrets about committing flatcest in Freshers’ when you bump into them in the kitchen, deathly hungover just trying to make pesto pasta, proves rather difficult. ‘Having no regrets is all that she really wants’

‘So pour me a drink’Īfter approximately one lecture. And you’ll do it all again tomorrow night. ‘And I’ll be gone, gone tonight’ĭisappearing from your mates on a night out and returning at 7am with a Maccies, eight new friends, and a pair of bunny ears. But in reality, you make new mates and have to awkwardly make small talk when you bump into them in the library two years later. You and the friend that you meet on day one of Freshers’ who you SWEAR you will be besties with for the next three years. ‘Think that we got more time when we’re falling behind’įalling seven weeks behind on lectures and having weeks of content to catch up on the night before an exam.īut first year doesn’t count right?! ‘Not even the gods above can separate the two of us’

Inevitably getting Freshers’ Flu after the first week and being bedridden for the next seven days. So here is your first year at uni as explained by One Direction lyrics. From messy nights out to a cleaning rota, 1D has you covered. We all know One Direction are lyrical geniuses (I’m looking at you: “If you ever feel alone, don’t”) but I bet what you didn’t know is that the legendary band has lyrics to describe everything you will experience in your first year at university. It’s been six years since One Direction broke up now and I’m not gonna lie, I will never be over it and I still haven’t left my One Direction phase, even at uni.

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